| Name | Kravets |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Oozes charm |
| Story | Gave a random civilian loads of money |
Generate celebrities
| Name | Usher |
|---|---|
| Profession | Scientist |
| Feature | Fast-talker |
| Story | Did a Zenner card ESP stunt on live television |
| Name | O'Connor |
|---|---|
| Profession | Royalty |
| Feature | Millionaire chic |
| Story | Has a five-step plan for world peace |
| Name | Rose |
|---|---|
| Profession | Politician |
| Feature | Total bore |
| Story | Had a stalker once, has bodyguards now |
| Name | Rose |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Utterly gorgeous |
| Story | Presided over a diplomatic event |
| Name | Ban |
|---|---|
| Profession | Millionaire |
| Feature | Unique mannerisms |
| Story | Was told by God that they'd be famous |
| Name | Bigelow |
|---|---|
| Profession | Athlete |
| Feature | Sex appeal |
| Story | Has a five-step plan for world peace |
| Name | Carmen |
|---|---|
| Profession | Artist |
| Feature | Strong nose |
| Story | Just officially sold out last week |
| Name | Kovalenko |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Hobo attire |
| Story | Has a five-step plan for world peace |
| Name | Rhee |
|---|---|
| Profession | Artist |
| Feature | Stumbles over words |
| Story | Perpetual star of the tabloids |