| Name | Vukoti |
|---|---|
| Profession | Millionaire |
| Feature | Haunting gaze |
| Story | Perpetual star of the tabloids |
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| Name | Chance |
|---|---|
| Profession | Designer |
| Feature | True visionary |
| Story | Has a five-step plan for world peace |
| Name | Iqbal |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Very funny |
| Story | Buried their old name at any cost |
| Name | Fowler |
|---|---|
| Profession | Activist |
| Feature | Blinged out |
| Story | Just officially sold out last week |
| Name | Douglas |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Unnerving glare |
| Story | Always evading arrest for criminal ties |
| Name | Trainor |
|---|---|
| Profession | Actor |
| Feature | Down to earth |
| Story | Buried their old name at any cost |
| Name | Lund |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Always hums |
| Story | Competing for the office of a politician |
| Name | O'Connor |
|---|---|
| Profession | Millionaire |
| Feature | Total bore |
| Story | Encourages violence through media |
| Name | Carmen |
|---|---|
| Profession | Musician |
| Feature | Hobo attire |
| Story | Claims to have been visited by aliens |
| Name | Kang |
|---|---|
| Profession | Artist |
| Feature | Strong nose |
| Story | Encourages violence through media |