| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Loud shirt |
| Anecdote | Harassed by men in black |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Johnson |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Bad comedy routine |
| Name | Singh |
|---|---|
| Rank | Colonel |
| Feature | Fingerless gloves |
| Anecdote | Good football game |
| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Eyepatch, stubble |
| Anecdote | Recent gambling windfall (2D6 × $1000 USD) |
| Name | Saad |
|---|---|
| Rank | Captain |
| Feature | Misanthropic nihilist |
| Anecdote | Good football game |