| Name | Khan |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Wrote a book |
Generate soldiers
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Warrant officer |
| Feature | Strict vegan |
| Anecdote | Woodstock attendee |
| Name | Woo |
|---|---|
| Rank | Sergeant |
| Feature | Fishing line stitches |
| Anecdote | Cryptid encounter |
| Name | Kilgore |
|---|---|
| Rank | Commander |
| Feature | Bulky glasses |
| Anecdote | Current fad is a CIA psyop |
| Name | Mason |
|---|---|
| Rank | Major |
| Feature | Duplicitous coward |
| Anecdote | Sworn to secrecy about a coverup |